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Are you Thai? 11 ways to tell

A few weeks ago I wrote an article for this newspaper titled "How to Tell Whether You're a Farang". I got so many Tweets suggesting that I write a follow-up to even things out that I felt obligated to pen a simple test for those Thais attempting to become farang, and to determine whether they have indeed made that transformation successfully. So here's my simple test, for what it's worth.

• You're Thai if you still can't tell the difference between a heated argument and a free and honest debate. In Thai society, to question the judgement of someone in authority - be that a boss, a teacher or even a father - can be construed as an act tantamount to mutiny. Therefore, it's rather sad that in our culture, a valid statement is determined more by who said it, rather than the merits and reasoning behind what was actually said.

• You're Thai if you're a Sunday driver even on weekdays. Thai motorists are infamous for inventing their own secret traffic code, and all foreigners need to get to to grips with this quickly or else life on the roads will be a nightmare. In any other country, flashing your headlights would signal giving way for the other car to pass. But in Thailand flashing headlights is equivalent to a rattlesnake shaking its tail; it means don't make a move or I'll run you over.

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  • Discussion 56 : 17 Feb 2013 at 10.2556

    My buddy usually ask for Thai chili pepper from a Thai restaurant in downtown Seattle. I would say this might consider as stereotype for Thais my-guess?

  • Discussion 55 : 26 Dec 2012 at 08.5255

    You know you're Thai or at least in Thailand if you reach for tea money first before you license and registration when stopped by the BinB.

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    Discussion 54 : 26 Dec 2012 at 06.0454

    D52: I think Ploydonut is a farang whose joke is long played out.

  • Discussion 53 : 26 Dec 2012 at 03.0353

    D34: Don`t know why it starts at 4AM from iPhone application. But volume knobs are definitivly
    unknown in the land of smile.

  • Discussion 52 : 26 Dec 2012 at 03.0052

    Dis#4 Elvis, I think Ploydonut is the young college student wants to try to read and write english. She might not mean anything when she responded to people's comments just wanted to write as you see,I admire her for that. Reading Thai printed papers is not helping her much in term of learning english. It might worsen her Thai as well. Anyone know the meaning of Thai word "sark-ka-ya-parp"?I was told its "potential" You say this girl has potential if I say in Thai I would say "Dek khon nee me veaw" I am not saying "sarkayaparp" it is clumsy. May be that is also reason ploydonut has all comments just for practice only.

  • Discussion 51 : 26 Dec 2012 at 02.5451

    At Disc,22: So it is too, when you`re american.

  • Discussion 50 : 26 Dec 2012 at 02.1550

    You are Thai (university student) if you use iPhone and Blackberry while carrying your puppy Chihuahua, Shih-tzu, Pomeranian.
    You are Thai if you feel obligated to give your parent money and you owe them your life.
    You are Thai if you put crab on your papaya or shrimp on your mango.
    You are Thai if you have meetings or study group or set up a pyramid scheme meetings for hours and only order a cup of soda at Mc Donald's or KFC or any other food court at the department stores.
    You are Thai if you walk with a group of friends on the side walk side by side chitchatting without considering if there are other people who also need room to walk

  • Discussion 49 : 26 Dec 2012 at 02.0249

    @ Discussion 5 (nitnoi):

    I think Thai people pronounce MellEE KlitmAA.

  • Discussion 48 : 26 Dec 2012 at 01.5748

    If you leave your shoes at the front door.

  • Discussion 47 : 25 Dec 2012 at 22.3447

    Many foreigners and also some Thais find this article humourous but there might be many Thais who might find this article and comments offending. There are always some good people and also some bad people. You can't attach any good behaviour or any bad habbits to any nationality though some people might have them more than the others do.

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