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Italian super luxury car maker Rambikini proudly announces the launch of an exclusive limited edition of three models especially for Thai politicians, first-born sons of obscenely wealthy businessmen and luxury-loving monks. This last group has emerged as the company's untapped demographic (we bang our foreheads for not having thought of them sooner) whose sacred aura and talismanic power will surely lend our supercars with an unprecedented mixture of spirituality and materialism. 

The limited edition, code-named The Plunderer, will come in the three colours of the Thai national flag. Sorry, four, including saffron-yellow (giallo zafferano) which our team of designers promise to match seamlessly with the billowing robes, alms bowls and Louis Vuitton bags. You can't dream of a better prop for an Instagram photo than this.

Only nine of the limited Thai edition will be available. Bookings can be made now - online only - to avoid any unnecessary paperwork, import duty complication, traceable transactions, DSI snoops and opposition party nitpickers.

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